Labor Day Weekend 2020 Update

After spending late March through the end of May writing Trump Sonnets, Volume 5 and Trump Sonnets, Volume 6, I took most of May and June to manage a Kickstarter campaign to raise money so  me and M.L. Liebler, my inestimable publisher at Ridgeway Press, could get timely copies of the books, both officially out in January 2021. Since late July, we've conscientiously been sending them out to review, and we're still keeping at it. We both love feeling like engaged citizens doing work that matters in these historic times.

Just as Donald Trump isn't through, neither are we. Beginning July 1, I began writing a sonnet day, again in Trump's voice, just like the prior two. 66 days later, I've just about completed Trump Sonnets, Volume 7, which is tentatively subtitled, His Further Virus Monologues. I expect to finish by Labor Day Monday, and I've pasted in a few of these new ones below. I'm thinking of Volumes 5, 6, and 7 as a trilogy, though of course the whole project is more than that (and at some point I'm looking at combining all these volumes into one big collection.  Jared Yates Sexton, whose new book is out in mid September, and who wrote the back cover endorsement for Volume 5, won't mind me quoting him:

"Perhaps no one has done a better job of chronicling the madness and absurdity of the Trump Era than poet Ken Waldman. These poems continue that project and find art and beauty in the cruelty and grift. When this crisis hopefully abates and people in the future look to understand how America lost its mind, they should turn to these poems, to Waldman's craft, for their lessons."

Volume 7 continues this, and I have an idea for Volume 8, which I think will be an apt follow-up (and optimistically, I've titled this page to reflect that I will, indeed, be writing a Volume 8. I continue to appreciate the support from my publisher here, M. L. Liebler, and from my readers).

July 2, 2020

 The virus hasn't left yet, but it will,
 and when it goes it will be like magic,
and all will be fine. What's really tragic
is the decision with the book. We'll kill
publication--my lawyers say so. Bill
Barr tells me my niece can't write it. He'll fix
this in the next weeks. No one's getting sick
and infections are way down. A new pill,
my Trump Vaccine, will be ready real soon
according to my sources. We can't wait--
I've demanded a taste this afternoon.
We'll fully reopen next month. A great
month, August. Hot! Less than a million dead--
much less. A beautiful number of dead.

 

 July 21, 2020

I did great on the diagnostic tests,
which were hard. I pointed out elephant,
and they didn't ask but I always want
french fries with my hamburgers. I'm the best
president ever. Absolute greatest
man on earth. I love being president
because I can always do what I want,
which is part of the job. I'm making guests
at all my hotels and clubs pay double,
but soon it will be up to triple. I aced
those tests. Everyone else would have trouble
with those hard questions, but not me. In case
you're wondering, I want a hamburger
with french fries tonight. A big hamburger!
 

August 5, 2020

Leagues are playing baseball and basketball,
just like I proposed. As we reopen
all of our public schools, we'll have to cope
with the Chinese flu. I know it's a tall
order, but just as we build border walls,
we can do this too. So much got broken
by this plague, but I have tremendous hope
that stocks will rise higher than ever. All
it takes is children in schools, their parents
at work, unemployment back to record
lows. What I say is the best common sense
ever. I know what experts don't. I've heard
people say I should get the Nobel Prize.
Most tests, and least dead. That's worth a big prize.

 

 August 23, 2020

What they're doing to Postmaster DeJoy
is criminal. I didn't appoint him.
I don't know him, so what's the big problem?
One more Democratic hoax! They enjoy
their hearings because there's no other joy
in their lives. Losers! That's what's wrong with them.
The mail still goes. They want socialism
forever. Losers! They want to destroy
America, and now they're taking aim
on who I hear is a patriotic man
doing a very fine job. It's the same
post office that's failing for years. I stand
for action and success. I'm a winner!
Postmasters have hard jobs. I'm a winner!